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Kendra
14 July 2009 @ 04:43 pm


So, as you may know, when I finish high school and whatnot, I want to try and get into medical school. I know, it's going to be a tough ride, but I'm willing to try. If I don't make it, I'm okay with that. I'm going into my graduating year of high school and that's the year where your grades matter the most, so I keep on promising myself that I'm going to buckle down and work my face off. But not so much that I burn out, 'cause that's not good at all. Just enough that I can get at least 80's in every single one of my classes. I didn't Physics, though, and you do need that, so hopefully all will go well...I am taking Biology and Chemistry, though...and Life Transititions (it's like Health Class) and Psychology, so hopefully those classes will be of use. I think they will be.

Anyway, so I was bored and decided to take a medical aptitude test to see what my speciality would be. I usually rush through tests that I take through sheer boredom and nothing else, so I'm usually not surprised when I get a weird result. But this time, I took my sweet, sweet time on every single one of the 130 questions I answered on that test. It was painfully long, to say the least.

To be perfectly honest, I was surprised at the result. Apparently, I'm supposed to be an oncologist. Oncology is the study of cancer, if you didn't know.

I don't know if I can picture myself doing that sort of thing. Maybe I could do it, who knows?

 
 
Kendra
10 July 2009 @ 01:41 am
At first I just thought that this was a sick joke.  Just like I thought it was a sick joke when I heard that Michael Jackson was dead.  But now that I know it's true...either that or it's a really good makeup job...then I am so flippin' disappointed!  I mean, come on!  I know it was a personal decison and I respect and accept that completely - after all, things change and we have to adapt - but this is just gonna be...weird. Saddening and werid.

What am I talking about, anyway?

Well, with a heavy heart, I bring to you news that you probably already know, but that I have heard about today.

Curtis Ward has left Bring Me the Horizon. The band have found a new guitarist. I forget what his name is. You can see him on the band's MySpace.

But yeah...I'm sure there's been a million blogs posted already about this, but I couldn't help but write about. I'm really disappointed and I really hope that this new guy fills in Curtis's shoes well. I have the most wonderfully hilarious picture of him when I went to Warped last year. It was durning a signing and Oli just looks like durrrr and Curtis looks like he's thrusting.

Aw. :')

I'm going to miss him like crazy, but I'm glad that he and the rest of the guys are still friends. Otherwise, that would just be awful. Just plain awful.

So, whatever he's going to be doing in the future, I wish him luck. Whether he's going to quit music and become an auctioneer (can you imagine with his cute accent?), or if he's going to become the Jimi Hendrix of metal, I wish him the best of luck, because he is an amazing person.

♥
 
 
Kendra
07 July 2009 @ 12:37 am

So, I went and saw the new Ice Age movie tonight. I have to say, it is definitely the most sex enfused G-rated movie I have seen in a long, long time. There were several sexual references made um...junk, per say.

So, Manny knocked up Ellie. Sid wanted to be a parent, too, so he found these eggs, painted faces on them, and called them his children. Turns out they were dinosaur eggs and Sid loved his new-supposed-to-be-extinct offspring. Then, the momma dinosaur showed up and she took her babies (and Sid) and left back to the dinosaur world. She ended up taking care of Sid, which is pretty odd.

Anyyywayy, Manny, Ellie, Diego, Crash and Eddie meet a deranged Rambo weasel named Buck, who helps them find Sid. Basically, Buck is a mixture of both Sid and Crash and Eddie. He's a total psycho like Sid, but he's still coordinated like Crash and Eddie.

So, here's a rundown of them of the dirtier parts:

1) (Sid finds an ox that he can milk to give his "children" some food. He prepares to milk it and the ox starts to chase Sid.) I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FEMALE! (See...?)

2) (Sid sees Peaches, Manny and Ellie's newborn daughter.) Aw, it's a boy!    Diego: That's it's tail.    Sid: Aww, it's a girl!

3) Buck: What does he mean by "got your back?" I'd want someone at my front. That's where all the good stuff is, right?

Sooo yeah. Funny movie though.

I finally got around to reading the Blink 182 feature in my new AP. I have to say, I am enthralled that these guys are getting back together. I mean, I did grow up to their music.

I was quite surprised to find out that the plane crash Travis Barker was in happened almost a year ago. I guess I must be getting old, because it doesn't seem like that long ago. Time sure does fly. But I am so happy that he's alive, because I nearly fell out of my chair when I heard about it, then breathed the biggest sigh of relief to know that he was okay.

Face it: no one can replace Travis Barker. No one. He's quite possibly my favourite drummer.

 
 
Kendra
03 July 2009 @ 12:12 am


So, I just finished reading the Heroin Diaries. Thumping good read. I recommend it highly. It's Nikki Sixx's autobiography (basically all his journal entries) during his time when he hit rock bottom (and even further) with drugs and how he picked himself up again. I laughed. I cried (or came close to it). I cringed. I thoroughly enjoyed it. He is so strong for getting out of that business, so he is definitely on my list of heroes.

I don't have anything else to say, really. I'm going to bed soon. So tired. Have to work again tomorrow for 9 lovely hours.

I picked a really bad episode to watch the very first time I watched House. The season finale for season 4. But, I was hooked right away. It was a two hour long episode and I blubbered like a baby.

That's all for now.

PS: House's Head + Wilson's Heart = Major Tear Fest

 
 
Kendra
30 June 2009 @ 11:40 pm


So, I have fully lost all respect I ever had for PETA. All respect. I feel like I just got slapped in the face.

I thought that they were a wonderful group with wonderful morals and then they go and pull a stunt like this?

Jerks.

Twenty-one thousand three-hundred and thirty-nine perfectly adoptable pets. Guess how many they sent to adoptive homes?

Seven.

Seven!

The other twenty-one thousand three-hundred and thirty-two animals were put down.

Sure, there would have been a few who had to be put down, because they were in really bad shape, but not that many! Even so, some of the ones who were in bad shape could have been nursed back to health. My newest dog was in poor shape at first, as he was a stray roaming the streets, and he was very, very skinny, but we managed to turn him into the happy, healthy puppy he is today!

My dad is practicing Buddhism and a vegetarian. He helped me switch over to his diet and he opened my eyes that you really should have respect for all living things. I used to be the typical kid who would step on anthills on purpose, but now I don't. I can't help it if I step accidentally step on an insect though, because it happens to anybody. If I see a mosquitoe and it hasn't already started sucking my blood, I'll just swat it away, but if it has started making a meal of me, then obviously, I'll hit it. Due to my severe arachnophobia, if I see a spider and I'm at my dad's, I scream, run away, and get him to send it back outside. Simple as that.

It made me laugh so hard when I found out that PETA had a conniption about Obama swatting a fly during an interview. I mean, come on! Flies are annoying as hell and it's even worse when they're buzzing around all up in your business during an interview. I mean, it's like he took out a shotgun and blew the fly to pieces, or donned some knuckle dusters and sucker punched the thing (which would be a very good trick, for both things!).

All I'm trying to say is: don't be like PETA. Don't overreact to stupid things and don't be a lying hypocrite.

 
 
Kendra
30 June 2009 @ 10:53 pm


I suppose I'm being a tad overdramatic, but the simplest things have been irritating me to no end recently. It could be because I've been working my face off for like, 9 hours a day everyday. Luckily, I have today and tomorrow off. But seriously, I've been exhausted lately and overtired and when that happens, I get irritable.

I swear, my mom buys wayyyyy too many dishes that we're running out of room in our cupboards. Seriously. When I go to put the dishes away, I have to push the limit of how many dishes I'm allowed to stack up just a tiny bit in order for it all to fit, because I honestly cannot get them to fit otherwise. If I stack them like I normally would, the doors won't close properly.

I guess that's where my mom can come in. She can pack anything into anything. If you went out and bought out everything in Wal-Mart, she could fit it all into a standard sized suitcase, it's ridiculous. Ridiculous, I tell you!

But yeah, she went to grab a bowl and a few came crashing down and broke and she said it was because I stacked them too high. Perhaps. But, personally, I would have held onto the other bowls, because they could have come crashing down even if they weren't stacked too high.

I guess I'll go listen to some NSN. I need some peppy acousticness right now.

 
 
Kendra
29 June 2009 @ 08:13 pm
Work was absolutely nuts today. Honestly, people can be real jerks. Can they not see that I am obviously in training, hence the name tag that says "trainee" on it? Ugh! I mean, they're asking me all these questions about what's on sale and what isn't and I'm thinking to myself, "I'm stuck behind this counter for 9 hours a day, do you really think I know what's on sale and what isn't? If you want to know, look in one of the fliers!"

The worst part is that I'll have scanned all their groceries and then they'll say things like:

"Oh, I don't want this anymore, it's too expensive."
"This was supposed to be on sale."

It's fine if the item is at the bottom of the scan list, but if it's at the top (which, most of the time, it is), it's a really annoying hassle to get rid of it.

Really. Really. Annoying.

And honestly, some people just have no consideration. Like today, for example. This customer wanted a carton of smokes, so I go off to get some, but I ended up grabbing a pack rather than a carton, so I had to go back. Then, I grabbed a carton, but it was a king size, and she didn't want that, so I went back to get a regular size. So, I'm busting my face off trying to tend to the customer's needs and I find that there's no regular sized cartons of the kind she wanted, so I go back to my till and tell her that.

You know what she says?

She doesn't say, "Oh, that's okay." Oh no...she just says, "Well, that was a waste of time," grabs her groceries, and leaves.

Thanks a lot! I really appreciate the people who notice that I'm a trainee and who says I did a good job after I scan their groceries. I appreciate it big time. But when people are just whatever and rude and whatnot, then it's not good. Not good at all.

It probably doesn't help that I haven't been getting the best of sleep. Ever since I started working (Wednesday the 24th was my first day), I've been working 9 hour long shifts, with two 5 hour long shifts. Although being a cashier seems like a really easy job, it is very taxing on a person. I go home every day with sore feet, a sore back, and I'm just plain exhahusted! I have purple shadows under my eyes like you would not believe. It's ridiculous. I told them I'd be able to work quite a bit, since I'm not really doing anything this summer, but I didn't want it to be like this. I'll have to talk to someone about cutting my hours a bit shorter if they won't be already.

Off of that topic. I'm reading Heroin Diaries as I sit here. Nikki Sixx's autobiography/journal entries during his time when he hit rock bottom. Honestly, it is an amazing book so far. It's so terrifying, yet I can't look away. Like some horror movies. I recommend it to you all.
 
 
Kendra
28 June 2009 @ 07:30 pm

So...Elvis is dead. John Lennon is dead. George Harrison is dead. Farrah Fawcett is dead.

And now Michael Jackson is dead.

A lot of the greats have kicked the bucket. It's pretty crazy isn't it?

What do you all think about Michael's death? Personally, when I heard about it, I thought it was a sick joke. I was like "He can't be dead...he hasn't been in the media very recently and now he's dead?!"

Honestly, I think Michael Jackson was great. Sure, I started off thinking he was a total freak, but I told myself that I shouldn't be a dick like that, so I introduced myself to his music. First I listened to "I'm Bad," then "Bliie Jean," then "Thriller" and last, but certainly not least, "Beat It."

I will fully admit that I love every single one of those songs.

For those who thought Jackson's death was the greatest/funniest thing ever, I'd ilke to point some things out.

First of all, Michael Jackson has inspired so many people. So many! Sure, he made some mistakes in his lifetime, but we have to look past that. Second, I know he may have looked a little strange in his later days, but that's because of those damn plastic surgeons. He wasn't that bad looking back in the Thriller days, but then things just kinda went downhill.

And thirdly...

If Michael Jackson didn't exist...






WE WOULDN'T HAVE THE THRILLER SONG OR VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In my humble opinion, that video is pretty much the best ever.

Think about it.

In that decade, music videos really consisted of bands performing on stage and that was it.

Then the King of Pop goes and pulls this stint and makes his music video into a mini movie...well...that's enough right there.

I'd also like to point out that I have recently found out that Michael did a collaboration with Paul McCartney for the song "Say Say Say."


PAUL MCCARTNEY.  PAUL MOTHERCHUNKIN' MCCARTNEY.

I was afraid that my TV was going to blow while I was watching the video for this song, because of the extreme awesomeness.
Seriously.

The Beatles are amazing. Don't deny it.

But yes, that is all I have to say.

PS: I wonder how Janet feels about this...I feel so sorry for her.   :(

PPS: I wonder how long Patrick Swayze is going to last? He isn't looking very well, but I am rooting for him!

 
 
Kendra
28 June 2009 @ 06:51 pm
So, these are just a bunch of All Time Low quotes, either from the guys themselves or from their songs.


1) Take off your makeup, put down the camera, choke on the drama that makes me want to tear up the pictures and pages you've saved, creating a life of trends and make believe... 
- The Girl's a Straight Up Hustler

2) Make the most of living while you're young and have the chance to talk your chances.
- I Can't Do The One Two Step

3) Dedication takes a lifetime, but dreams only last for a night.
- Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last For a Night)

4) I've never told a lie and that makes me a liar. I've never made a bet, but we gamble with desire. I've never lit a match with intent to start a fire, but recently the flames are getting out of control.
- Jasey Rae

5) Don't make this easy, I want you to mean it.
- Jasey Rae

6) I'll be fine, even though I'm not always right.
- Stay Awake (Dreams Only Last For a Night)

7) Give me your worst words and I'll bring the sticks and stones.
- Sticks, Stones and Techno

8) Luck loves me not tonight, I'm running out. This four leaf clover's all but useless now.
- Break Out! Break Out!

9) Here's to the fast times, the times we felt alive, to all the nights that we forgot to get back home.
- The Party Scene

10) Don't be afraid, I've got your back when times get rough and bring you down.
- I Can't Do The One Two Step

11) Jack likes the Macarena.
- Jack Barakat

12) Jack likes thrust.
- Jack Barakat

13) If I had a dollar for every over-dramatic post on my page, I'd be making Miley Cyrus bank. I should set up a Pay-Pal account. We could help feed starving people.
- Alex Gaskarth

14) Jack Barakat: Are you proud of me, father? For riding a ride? Are you proud of me?
       Alex Gaskarth: Proud. Proud. Proud. Proud. Proud.

15) 99.9% of the population loves us. Yeah, we've taken a poll.
- Rian Dawson

16) Alex Gaskarth: Saucy the snail and Deuce are no longer with us...yeah...But you know, they're sea creatures and sea creatures have shorter lives. They perished in battle.
      Jack Barakat: Didn't Rian cook them?
      Alex Gaskarth: No! Nobody cooked anything! They just died, that's what they do. 

17) It's not gay if it's CPR.
- Alex Gaskarth

18) Alex Gaskarth: Jack, stop licking their CD!
      Jack Barakat: REMEMBER TO BUY THIS!

19) Dreams don't always have to exist while the sun's down and your eyes are shut.
- Alex's blog on Alloy

20) Jack and I are going to have sex. If anyone wants to join in, hit us up. Uh oh...I see some parents there like, "OH HELL NAWWW," but ya know what? Everyone has a little sexual side to them. Even your parents. After all...they DID make you.
- Alex Gaskarth

21) Jack likes Aladdin 'cause he is Arab.
- Jack Barakat

22) (Alex and Jack are doing an interview and they explained how their crew guy, Matt, went swimming and a dragon came and bit his leg off.) 
       Jack Barakat: Matt! Matt!
       Alex Gaskarth: Show them your fake leg!
       Matt: I don't... *mumbles something incoherent*
       Alex Gaskarth: Did he just speak English?
      Jack Barakat: And the dragon also stole his tongue.










 
 
Kendra
22 June 2009 @ 01:54 am
- I'm a vegetarian/animal rights supporter and damn proud of it.
- I'm partially ambidextrous.
- I'm allergic to dairy products, cats, cigarette smoke, cheap metal and children's bug spray.
- I'm Agnostic and honestly, it can drive me insane when people ask me twenty seven billion questions about it.
- I'm arachnophobic, caulrophobic (sp?) and agrophobic.
- I can't sleep with the doors open or any lights on.
- I flip my pillow over to get to the cold side.
- I hate confrontation.
- I hate competition.
- I'm double jointed in my thumb on my right hand and my ring finger and middle finger on my left hand (I can make odd popping/cracking noises with them).
- I have trust issues.
- I hate it, HATE IT, when people hover over me. Hate it!
- Honestly, I'm a klutz. Plain and simple.
- I can be out in the sun for hours and I won't get any amount of colour or burning, and even if there was a burn, it'd be just a tiny pink patch and it'd be gone the next day.
- I cherish my alone time.
- I have very sensitive ears, so I can't listen to music too loud and I cringe at any high pitched noise.
- I also have very sensitive skin. I can look at my skin the wrong way and I'll break out into a rash. It's ridiculous!
- It drives me up the wall when I can hear people chewing. I mean, there are some things where you can't help it, but otherwise...
- My "baby" words included "dee" (glasses), "sophie" (soother) and "yowie, Mommy!" (Where are you, Mommy?)
- I knew my alphabet by the time I was three years old.
- When I was two years old, I started repeating anything anyone said. Anything. Annyythinggg.
- I have really good memorization skills.
- I really dislike having family photos taken, because it means I have to do the typical "smile nice" pose. I have no problem with smiling nice, but I want to add some pizazz to it!
 
 
Kendra
22 June 2009 @ 12:25 am
I strongly suggest for all of you to go to the following website: http://www.olympicshame2010.com.

Since I expect all of you to go there, I'm not going to go into too much detail, because I really think you should thoroughly look at the site.

Did you look? Okay, because I'm going to start my rant.

I think it's absolutely disgusting what they're doing to these poor creatures! And it gives Canada such a bad name! I mean, I'm a Canadian and after seeing those videos and reading through the site, it nearly makes me sick to be a part of this country. I am aware that every place has to have at least one dick in it, but come on! Fur is NOT a fashion statement! You're wearing a frickin' dead animal on your selfish, greedy back! I don't care that it's been cleaned and blah blah blah, it's still part of a dead animal! Have you seen what happens to rabbits when they're being prepared for the Cruela De Vil's of the world? Have you ever heard a rabbit scream? It's not a pleasant thing to hear. The rabbits are handled carelessly, are electrocuted so they can't "feel the pain" when really, they aren't fully knocked out and can feel every bit of pain as the workers cut off their feet and slit their throats to drain them.

Now, coming back to the topic of seal slaughter, what really sickens me is that the people who kill the seals, who crush their heads, don't even check to see if the seals are actually dead before skinning them, so some of the seals are being skinned alive. I mean, it's bad enough that you're killing a BABY SEAL, but to skin them while they're still ALIVE?

This is why I don't wear fur. So, if you do wear fur, I don't care what you say, you can bloody well go smash your head through a brick wall. Or I'll do it for you.

Apparently, helping boycott Canadian Maple Syrup will help in the prevention of this cruel injustice.

I. Am. So. In.

I never liked maple syrup, anyway.
 
 
Kendra
20 June 2009 @ 07:21 pm
I have another burning question that has been driving me nuts for the past bit.

So, for those who have seen Lady Gaga's new video for "Paparazzi," I need you to answer me this...

At the end of the the video, she poisons her boyfriends drink with some white powder she had in her ring, right?

Then, she licked the spoon she just stirred the drink with, right?

Well, then, wouldn't there have been some powder on the spoon?

And wouldn't she have died as well?

Is Lady Gaga secretly a zombie?

Or is she just trying to mess with my head?
 
 
Kendra
13 June 2009 @ 04:37 am
So, as I'm lying here getting over my second bout of tonsillitis, I just had a sudden brainwave.

Okay, so I'm sure we've all seen the Shamwow infomercials.

So, my brainwave is this:

Remember the part where he pours pop onto the rug and then says that, without putting any pressure on the towel, you can soak up 50% of the pop. Then, when he did it the second time, he put pressure on the towel.

WTF!

My burning question is: If the Shamwow towel can soak up 50% of whatever liquid you spilled out of the carpet without putting any pressure on, wouldn't you be able to do the same thing the second time and soak up another 50%, which would be 100% of the liquid.
 
 
Kendra
08 June 2009 @ 10:25 pm

So, I've been a fan of the 80's for a very, very long time. It's funny, because I was actually born in the 90's. Sighh.

Anyway, I've taken a great, great liking to hair metal/glam rock. Seriously. If you can rock out that hard and keep your ten-foot tall hair in place, then you are ultimately godly.

nitro5121

See? See?! THAT IS B.A.! times 10 gazillion cans of hairspray, which is what they needed to get hair like that. Oh, by the way...the band is called Nitro. Go listen to them. They're sexy.

 
 
Kendra
07 June 2009 @ 05:22 pm
Did you own a Light Brite?
Yupp.

Q: Played with Strawberry Short Cake dolls?
I didn't own one, but I did play with them.

Q: Played with Gi-Joe's?
No sir.

Q: Have a He-man or She-Ra toy?
Nope.

Q: Own a slinky?
Psh, everyone's had a slinky!

Q: Had a Jem doll?
Don't know what that is.

Q: What about a Cabbage patch kid?
Probably.

Q. Ever ride a big wheels?
Nope.

Q: Trade Garbage Pail kids?
LOL never had one. They're weird.

Q: Had a Popple?
Say what?

Q: Had a Pound Puppy?
Nope.

Q. Had a Huggabunch?
Don't know what they are.

Q. A Snoopy snowcone maker?
I wish. I think a friend of mine had one, though.

Q. Did you have a slip and slide?
Who didn't?

Cartoons of the 80's: Did you watch the following cartoons?

Q: Thunder cats?
Not really.

Q: Jem?
What?

Q: GI-Joe?
Nah.

Q: Rainbow Brite?
Nah.

Q: Woody, wood pecker?
Every so often.

Q: Care Bears?
Sometimes.

Q: He-man or She-Ra?
Nope

Q: Fraggle Rock?
Nope.

Q: Shirt Tales??
What?

Q. Jabber Jaws?
What?

Q: Smurfs?
Not really.

Q: Transformers?
Nah.

Q: Mighty Mouse?
Nope.

Q: The Littles?
What?

Q: Gummi bears?
Nope.

Q: My Little Pony?
I collected them more than watched it.

Q: Scooby Doo? And the Flintstones?
Yes!

Q: Either of the Ghost Buster cartoons?
Just the movie really...

Q: Baby Muppets?
Yes. LOL.

Q:Inspector Gadget?
Nope.

Shows of the 80's: Did you watch...?

Q. The A-Team?
Nope.

Q: Charles in Charge?
What?

Q: Dukes of Hazzard?
Sometimes.

Q: Cosby Show?
Chyeah!

Q: Hee-Haw?
What?

Q: Miami-Vice?
Nope.

Q: Knight-Rider?
Once or twice.

Q:Punky Brewster?
What?

Q: Pee-Wee's Play House?
Nope.

Q: Saved By The Bell?
Nope.

Q: Silver Spoons?
What?

Q: Just The Ten Of Us?
What?

Q: Cheers?
Nope.

Q: Dallas?
What?

Q: Love Boat?
Nope

Q: Incredible Hulk?
I have the new movie....

Styles of 80's

Q: Did you have big bangs?
Nah, the rest of my hair was big, though...back when it was longer...

Q: Have a mullet?
LOL nope.

Q: Liked Michael Jackson's music?
He was cool back in his Thriller days.

Q: Know the Golden Girls theme song?
Nope.

Q: Wear Kangaroo sneakers?
Nope.

Q: Own a pair of Guess Jeans?
Don't think so.

Q: Wear Jordache jeans?
Nope.

Q: Own freezie freakies?
Say what?

Q: Did you love the 80's?
Yes...and I wasn't even BORN in the 80's!
 
 
Kendra
05 June 2009 @ 11:40 pm

So, I just took a career aptitude test.  Some of the results make me happy, because they are things that I would want to do.  Some of the things don't fit me at all!  I'll give you the list, but I won't say which ones I like, dislike or sorta like.

  1. Practical Nurse
  2. Costume Designer
  3. Addictions Counsellor
  4. Bereavment Cousellor
  5. Psychologist
  6. Nurse
  7. Special Effects Technician
  8. Vending Machine Server
  9. Acupuncturist
  10. Actor
  11. Desktop Publisher
  12. Gerontologist
  13. Auto detailer
  14. Housekeeper
  15. Animator
  16. Stock Clerk
  17. Cartoonist
  18. Animal Breeder
  19. Craftsperson
  20. Fashion Designer
  21. Potter
  22. Child and Youth Worker
  23. Podiatrist
  24. Chiropodist
  25. Marriage and Family Therapist
  26. Abuse/Crisis Counsellor
  27. Set Designer
  28. Religious Worker
  29. Community Worker
  30. Hospital Service Worker
  31. Mover
  32. Sport Psychology Consultant
  33. Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner
  34. Art Director
  35. Comedian
  36. Casting Director
  37. Dancer
  38. Artist
  39. Graphic Designer
  40. Critic

According to the test results, the careers most suited for me were at the top.

 
 
Kendra
03 June 2009 @ 07:11 pm

I've come to the conclusion that shirtless Taylor Lautner is far more than acceptable. It's well...I think you know where I'm going with this.
I've also come to the conclusion that his B.A. wolfiness is pretty B.A.
Lastly, I've come to the conclusion that because of this B.A. wolfiness, he must be an animal in bed.

Damn, I'm stupid. LOL.

On a different note, I applied for a job at the Co-Op. Yeah. I need to work. I need the money and I need to do something with my life. LOL.

I've found out that whenever I watch TV shows about what's in certain foods or about people who overeat and get really huge, I immidiately go into a holy-man-gotta-eat-a-salad-gotta-work-out type mode.

That's completely irrelevant though...

Finals are fast approaching. Glad I only have one to write this semester.

:\

 
 
Kendra
01 June 2009 @ 10:53 pm

So, I just watched this show called Moral Oral. Never even heard of it before. It's pretty screwed up but it has its moments. It's basically about a kid who gets into all sorts of shenanigans (mostly involving religion) and he gets in bigggg trouble at the end with his dad. It's pretty whacked up.

So, the kid was at church and the priest said that all good Christians help the poor, so the boy went off the to help the poor. He ran into a seemingly homeless looking man (who actually turned out to be a drug dealer) who offered the kid crack. Well, the kid wanted to help the poor, so he gave the man some money and got the crack.

Anywhooo, his father had said never put anything good to waste, so the kid toddled upstairs to his room and started to light up. Then, his pupils dilated to the max and he grabbed his toy Jesus and here's what went down...

Jesus: (in high pitched voice) I hope you love crack as much as I love youuuu!
Boy: Shut up, Jesus! (throws him)
Jesus: (in high pitched voice) I still love youuu!

Seriously.

W.T.F.

O_o
 
 
Kendra
25 May 2009 @ 07:51 pm


Seriously. I do plan ahead too far, especially when it comes to Halloween. While everyone is throwing together last minute costumes or still have no idea what they're going to dress up as on Halloween, I've had my costume thought up months ago and I put together my costume weeks ago.

I have to admit, it does help. I like having a Halloween costume that suits my mood, if you know what I mean.

In Grade 10, I was Edward Scissorhands. I happened to have gotten the movie as a gift and I thought it would be a fun costume.

In Grade 11, I was a David Bowie aerobics instructor. I was fantasized the whole Ziggy Stardust thing, but I wanted to add my own special flare to it, so I had the lightning bolt across my face, a t-shirt with Ziggy Stardust on it and the rest of the stereotypical 80's aerobics instructor (male style).

Next year, I plan on going as Cupid. Well, a female Cupid. See, I've been intrigued with Greek mythology lately, especially the story of Cupid and Psyche, so yeah. I guess that says it all.

 
 
Kendra
19 May 2009 @ 09:38 pm

I've come to realize that I have a bad habit of deleting my journal entries and then starting off fresh.

Actually, that isn't a bad thing at all. Well, at least I think so.

Anyway, on a different note, I am still sick. I've been sick since Friday. I guess it's a good time to get sick though, since I didn't have school yesterday or today, so I'd only be missing a few days of the week. Plus, I have my books home, so not like I won't be behind when I get back.

I have tonsillitis. First time. Yeah, it's pretty fun. Not.

At least it's not swine flu, though. We were worried that I may have had it, so I had to wear a face mask when we went to see the doctor. It was weird. And hot. Extremely hot. The rest of me was freezing, but my face was melting. Gah!

So, I have a new obsession. With Motley Crue. It's not a bad obsession, I've found a good balance. They're just my favourite band at the moment. Oh, and I really want to read The Heroin Diaries. Have any of you read it? If you have, some feedback would be awesome.


Okay...bye.
 
 
Current Mood: sick
 
 
 
 

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