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Can't Stop Won't Stop

Created on 2008-07-04 00:54:10 (#16011097), last updated 2009-11-21

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Name:Kendra
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I was born on April 10, 1992 on Neptune to a family of vampicorns. Our home was unfortunately destroyed by a giant mob of dinosaurs riding giraffes. Being the only survivor, I was reborn to human parents in Calgary, Alberta where I lived for the shortest time period ever before moving to Tumbleweed City, SK, Canada. What do we do for fun there? We hustle our tails down to Wal-Mart and put lingerie on rubber chickens before taking part in the annual tricycle races around the toy department.
When I'm not busy conquering the world with my pet dragon Theodore, I can be found playing the saxophone in the Wind Orchestra at school, singing as a soprano in the Meistersingers choir, or (currently) acting as Melody in the production of Becoming Juliet.
I'm stubborn as a brick wall, but I'll still respect your opinion. I'm not afraid to say that the Lost Boys could quite easily curb stomp Twilight. I most likely have an unhealthy obsession with Supernatural and I enjoy pie. A lot.
There's quite a few things that irk me. One of them is movies that don't make any sense whatsoever, no matter how many times you watch them. Like The Matrix. Another thing is having a really bad History teacher who makes them seem like all of the events run together.
The Bill of Rights was signed by 13 members. 13 times 2 is 26. 26 times the number of games the Lakers lost in 1933. 1933 divided by the number of things that are better than this means that we have to go and meet a midget in South Carolina named Thorton. Let's go!
I'm in my graduating year at high school and once I escape that hellhole, I'll be going to university to study the best way to raise triceratops/llama hybrids. Just kidding. I'll be going to study to become a medical lab technician. I am such a nerd.
I've been told by complete strangers that I have great hair and a stellar wardrobe.
Thanks, crazy old man. Remind to not forget to put a restraining order on you.
O_o
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